cruel and unusual.

i hate my uterus. seriously. i don't like these mood swings. before a year ago (maybe a little more than a year), i had pretty much two states: indifferent or pissed off. i was either chill with whatever was going on, or i was pissed. two general moods that didn't switch back and forth in a flash. but now, i can be just chillin with whatever's happening, and the next second i'm totally pissed. or, the one that i especially love, bawling my eyes out. for the tiniest reason (like something wasn't in its right place), or no reason at all. just sitting there, minding my business, and all of a sudden a wave of some outlandish emotion hits me. totally not cool.

and what do i blame for this? hormones. and therefore my uterus. pms and mood swings, days when i want to jump any guy that i see (alex can attest to this), days that i just feel like total crap. and i blame it all on my uterus.

cruel and unusual. and i don't even want kids. i've never wanted kids, i'll never want kids later on. don't give me that crap about motherly instinct, i don't like children and that's that. i would be the kind of mother that would expect my children to be on the same intellectual/maturity level as me, and maturity and children are two things that don't mix. trust me, i would not be a typical "good" mother.

cruel and unusual. name one female that likes her period. exactly. the only ones i can think of are when they're afraid they're pregnant, and then their period is a godsend.

cruel and unusual. guys, you have no idea how fortunate you are not to have a uterus. i also feel sorry for you, having to put up with your girlfriends when they're pms-ing.

and so ends today's rant. the uterus: cruel and unusual punishment.