an ode to my computer

why do you hate me with such passion?

what have i ever done to you?

i was not the one that erased one of your programs, causing us to get another harddrive.

i was not the one who downloaded massive amounts of mp3s onto the harddrive.

i was not the one who tried to switch programs and put eudora on you.

no, i was content with you not fucking up with my files, or logging on, or surfing on the net.

but alas, your kind service has now turned to deliberate deviance.

i abhor you.

i would wish you to get a virus and die, except that would mean we would lose all our files.

you would like that, wouldn't you?

heartless bastard.

- signed, the person who wants to take a bat to you.