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my satan was getting phone calls all day yesterday for an article type thing he's doing on the valedictorians, so i had to stay off the net the whole day.

i've been having really weird dreams lately. that is, when i actually get to sleep. last night it was me trying to explain binary to someone. odd.

my car might be just a little sick. it made an ugly sound when i turned it on yesterday, so i'm leaving it alone until my dad looks at it. we're taking it into the shop this weekend or so anyway for other stuff, so if it's something that has to be fixed, they can do it then.

i really meant to post something valid today. i really did. but it's just... not coming. maybe it's because i've been slightly pissed off all week. maybe it's because whenever i have something to post, i can never get on the net. maybe it's just because i'm a boring little bitch who doesn't have any social life. or all of the above.

so for lack of content (again), i'll just post that survey kyle gave me. keep in mind, when i filled this out it was about 10:30pm on sunday night. i was pissed for several different reasons, and a little insane. oh yeah, and i was really ticked that i couldn't fall asleep. so there.

Name: kristin

Do you like it?: yeah. i mean, sure everybody calls me by some other name that doesn’t even sound like kristin and doesn’t know how to spell my name, but hey what’s a name anyway

Nicknames: i would say pyro, but no one actually calls me that

Screen name(s): pyro165. until stupid people steal my handle. then i have to be pyro1065.

Age: 17

Birthday: november 6

Sign: scorpio

Location: that place between pojoaque and española. but since no one knows what i’m talking about, i usually just claim spaña

School: st. mike’s

Status: meaning? what? single? is it bad to be single? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?!

Crush: i refuse to have crushes anymore. i told alex she can hit me if i ever do.

Virgin?: again making me remember the singleness.

Natural hair color: brown w/red highlights (no shit. i really have red highlights.)

Current hair color: the same. tried the blue a few years ago. it didn’t take.

Eye color: brown

Height: 5’ 8”. i think. i should know this, but alas

Birthplace: española, nm

Shoe size: 9 ½ or 10

[ family ]

Parents: yes… i have parents…

Siblings: satan.

Live with: people. and for another few months satan.

Favorite relative: my super cool cousin maya and my cousin will

[ favorites ]

Number: 165 or 52

Color: blue. then black. then grey.

Day: people have favorite days?

Month: i don’t get this whole “favorite time of year” thing

Song: not sure. something by flickerstick, or maybe bodies or muzzle by smashing pumpkins

Movie: bill & ted’s bogus journey. donnie darko’s up there too

Food: italian

Band: bet you can’t guess what my favorite band is. go on. try and guess. what? flickerstick? why how ever did you know…

Season: i hate all seasons. when it’s winter, i wish it was summer. when it’s summer, i wish it was winter. spring allergies suck. fall allergies suck. is there some in-between time i can pick? like, those last couple of weeks right before school starts. maybe then. but that’s not a season now is it.

Sport: skiing

Teacher: i’ve gotta lean towards white on this one

Drink: milk

Veggie: bell peppers. does that count?

TV Show: st:tng. or the pretender. or freakylinks.

Radio Station: 103.3 and 104.7

Store: super walmart. oh yeah.

Word: station. or zero.

Animal: cat

Flower: what would lavender be classified as?

State: not new mexico

Me/You: closet. now.

Coke/Pepsi: dr pepper

Day/night: night

AOL/aim: isn’t this the same thing? aol, or aol instant messenger. hmm…

Cd/cassette: cd

DVD/vhs: dvd

Jeans/khakis: jeans

Car/truck: car

Tall/short: tall

Lunch/dinner: neither. me and food don’t get along any more.

NSYNC/BSB: neither

Britney/Christina: hmm. which slut shall i choose. one who can’t sing, or one who can. hmm

Gap/Old Navy: holy shit this is pointless

Lipstick/Lipgloss: the favorite number and color thing i get

Silver/Gold: but these questions

Alcohol/Weed: are just terrible (and no alcohol/weed aren't terrible. well, maybe alcohol. but not weed. not that i would know.)

[ love and relationships ]

Do you have a bf/gf?: again with the singleness

Do you have a crush?: you know another thing i don’t like

How long have you liked him/her?: repeating questions

Why do you like this person?: especially like crush questions. if it’s a crush, then obviously you’re not gonna tell the whole world. am i right?

If you're single... why are you single?: again with the stupidity. know why i’m single? ‘cause people are STUPID.

If you're not single... give details...: case in point.

How long was your longest relationship?: you know what’s more pathetic than pathetic questions

How long was your shortest relationship?: the fact that i’m so bored i’d fill out a survey with pathetic questions on it.

Who was your first love?: you know what i love? opposable thumbs.

What do you miss about them?: i mean think about it. where would you be without your opposable thumbs? exactly.

[ the past ]

What is the one thing you would change about your past?: i would’ve become a juvenile delinquent. really.

Last thing you saw: a really really small pong game

Last thing you said: can’t remember. i don’t talk much.

Who is the last person you saw?: somebody in my house

Who is the last person you kissed?: you know, are these people stalking me?

Who is the last person you hugged?: why would you need to know all these things?

Who is the last person you fought with?: favorite band i get

Who is the last person you were on the phone with?: but all these erroneous questions

What is the last TV show you saw?: are starting to piss me off

What is the last song you heard?: get it faster by jimmy eat world

[ the present ]

What are you wearing?: jeans. and a black shirt. and my doc marten’s shoes.

What are you doing?: reminiscing

Who are you talking to?: moses supposes his toeses are roses

What are you listening to?: as moses supposes his toeses to be

Where are you?: moses supposes his toeses are roses

Are you online?: but moses supposes erroneously

How are you feeling?: like shoving a needle through my chest. but thanks for asking

[ future ]

What day is it tomorrow?: tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow

What are you going to do after this?: i’m thinkin, sure, i can’t pick that lock now, but with the right tools…

Who are you going to talk to?: you know, there was a time i filled out every survey that i got

Where are you going to go?: man was i stupid

How old will you be when you graduate?: old enough to do a lot of things without parental consent

What do you wanna be?: ASLEEP!

What is one of your dreams?: i have $15 right now

Where will you be in 25 years?: i could either buy sleeping pills, the new staind cd, or get pierced. oh the dilemma.

[ have you ever ]

Drank?: a long long time ago

Smoked?: nope. i’m a hypochondriac. we don’t do those kinds of things.

Had sex?: again with the repeated questions

Stolen?: i’m thinking this is a way for the Man to get you to confess to all the illegal stuff you’ve done

Done anything illegal?: see what i mean

Wanted to die?: yeah

Hit someone?: yeah

[ other ]

Do you write in cursive or print?: print

Are you a lefty or a righty?: righty

What is your sexual preference?: straight, and any

What piercings do you have?: 3 each ear. getting 2 helix piercings sometime in the near future.

Any tattoos?: not yet

Do you drive?: yeh

Do you have glasses or braces?: both. i’m becoming increasingly blind. i’m supposed to get the braces off in november

Did you like this survey?: oh yeah as much as i like satan.

[ physical appearance ]

What do you most like about your body?: that i’m not horribly disfigured.

And least?: i wish, i wish, AHA! this doesn’t pertain to physical appearance but what the hell. i HATE that i only have one ovary. why couldn’t they have just taken them both? why why why. oh well at least this way i could have difficulty having children. SCORE.

How many fillings do you have?: stupid kids…

Do you think you're good looking?: yeah kick me while i’m down.

Do other people often tell you that you're good-looking?: thanks. i appreciate it. just kill me now why don’t you.

Do you look like any celebrities?: why don’t you tell me who YOU look like so i can pick the lock to your house one night, duct tape you to your bed, pour gasoline all over you, and hold a lighted match right in front of your face. and you didn’t think i was disturbed.

[ fashion ]

Do you wear a watch?: i can’t not wear my watch

How many coats and jackets do you own?: SCOTTY i… can’tbelievemyears i… thought… theyjustaskedanother… stupidquestion…

Favorite pants/skirt color?: william fucking shatner. oh yeah.

Most expensive item of clothing?: oddly, the strapless bra i bought for prom.

Most treasured?: my flickerstick shirt.

What kind of shoes do you wear?: um, wait, no this can’t end. i’m still bored.

Describe your style in one word: you’re ending. well you know what? bah.